Sick as a Dog

Well, not often do I get the flu but this time it hit hard and quick. Worst of all HOGS also got it at the same time as me. Not sure if many are non sympathetic like me but I can't handle a sick guy!!! All the moaning and groaning and oh how this hurts bla bl bla, gah I can't handle the whining. Like life doesn't stop because you are sick! So i go out to do the everyday chores and prepare for the farrier, and he moses on out and does the water for me. Thanks! Glad to have the help, then get a call Hunter is now sick and needs picked up. GREAT the whole household is going to be sick. So I finish with the farrier and hear my name, it is HOGS asking if I am coming in soon, that usually means they needs something. So i finish in the barn and head into the house, sure enough SOGS (son of golly swell) sais he wants lunch, which pisses me off then because HOGS has been in here the whole time, why couldn't he make SOGS lunch...... i just don't understand the male species sometimes....... well off to make soup I guess.....